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What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda