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What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor