What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers