What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.