March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Previous Random Joke Next
Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.