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How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*