How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.