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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's