Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!