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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.