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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

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What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

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Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver?

Because she's dead.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?