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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.