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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?