What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love