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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.