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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.