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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.