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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

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What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"