How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.