How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.