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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon Go.

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"