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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why is Pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing