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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!