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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.