Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!