Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore