Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore