Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore