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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.