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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.