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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Why is Pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing