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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.