How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.