When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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How can you even see with those?

You're fired.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys