How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.