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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

Where is Pinocchio's website?

On the splinternet.