How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.