How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*