How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

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Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy