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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.