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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.