Punchlines that got married and settled down.
Because it's white and settles on their land
Because it lasts forever.
They chalk it out
Because he never let the dust settle.
In the end, I settled.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Too many walkers.
Compra maize.
In a pellet court!
Because black boards matter.
Easter
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
Walkers
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
A receding hare-line.
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
An envelope!
With lots of drafts
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
By watching corn!
Aww, shucks!
It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"
They exchange cell numbers.
