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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.