How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany