How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany