How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

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What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide