How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide