What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...