What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.