What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.