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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.