How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

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What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.