How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!