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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.