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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)