How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!