How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

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What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.