Fun Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Where do crows go to have fun?

A crowbar!

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Fun Guy Jokes More Fun Guy Jokes

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Bot Jokes More Bot Jokes

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.