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What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Where do crows go to have fun?

A crowbar!

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Why did the priest cross the road?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Fun Guy Jokes More Fun Guy Jokes

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.