A mocking bird!
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
He was into inflation.
Reddit.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Nun
Rave at the party.
Fun!
Slot shaming.
They go to the moo-vies!
Because, he's just dying to party.
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Times fun when you're having flies
Because he's a FUN-GUY
Conics
Because clubbing isn't any fun.
They meet up and crack each other up.
A crowbar!
Outgoing mail.
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
They never got a reaction out of him.
It's intense!
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
Some nights, I don't know.
Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!
It took a date....
Me: *names two of them*
Because most of them are party chiefs.
They crack jokes.
Play with others.
Because Botswana have fun.
Very fun until it goes Russian.
Nun.
It's in tents!
Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*
You'd probably have more fun.
Because it's hard to discern.
Nothing they were busy teens.
Get divorced.
To see if blondes have more fun.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Because they are neigh-sayers
Play hide and shell.
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
To watch movies in the THETA
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Because it's always ten-to-cool time...
Whoa did you hear that?
Nothing as they cannot breed with each other
Mourning Wood
The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Bonjour.*
Kitchen
They do it right first time.
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
The guy gets fierious.
Tequila mocking bird
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
OH SNaP!
