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What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Why don't they have Oktoberfest in Africa?

Because nobody there is much of a drinker.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.