Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because he was inuit to win it
The lottery.
Celebrity adoption.
They're not infallible
She should play the lottery too!
The sweepstakes.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Charles your luck on the lottery!
She soldered on.
Permutations.
X-Men.
I heard the clubs are to die for.
They heard he was a fungi
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
The hunger games
They want to make ends meet.
Hey, watt's up?
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!
We're going to build a wall
They are hiring.
He wanted to lay it on the line!
Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...
A bunny with money.
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
She became salty.