Quick Way Jokes

What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through the chest plate.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!