What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.