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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it