Fold it in half!
In a snow bank.
They both spend all their money on payphones.
Half-a-dog!
Half a centipede!
Through the chest plate.
By folding it in half.
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
