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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"