How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"