"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Because he screwed up the delivery...
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Because he was coffin.
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
He wanted to double his prophets.
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back