How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

How many bees do you need in a bee choir?

A humdred!

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme