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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"