How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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Why do we need to die?

Chickens

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!