Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.