Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!