Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.