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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese