He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Good goat!
The Pirates always lose.
Raise the urinals
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Threw his baby out the window.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
