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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

Tally hohoho!

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

He knew where to put it..

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.