Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
He was heading west.
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
The first grade.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
There's a clock on the stove.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Claustrophobic
Max
Existentialist reporter on the red carpet