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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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A self-awarewolf.

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I know how to turn a PC on.

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He was caught in the possession of small arms

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They ran out of juice!

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Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

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They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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They are just OFF-full

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.