Gold Chain Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Shaving Jokes More Shaving Jokes

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.

Italian Man Jokes More Italian Man Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.