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Gold Chain Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

Shaving Jokes More Shaving Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Greek Man Jokes More Greek Man Jokes

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.