So they know where to stop shaving.
When hunger strikes.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Acting surprised.
The ones with food.
Because they're in continents.
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
A coin to scratch it with.
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Forgetti Bolognese.
Garlic
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
A surgeon.
Slaves.
Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.