Gold Chain Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

Greek Man Jokes More Greek Man Jokes

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Tape velcro to the ceiling.

Italian Man Jokes More Italian Man Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark