Italian Man Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

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Mute Jokes More Mute Jokes

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

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Spaghetto Jokes More Spaghetto Jokes

What are the rough parts of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.