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Italian Man Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky

Dementia Jokes More Dementia Jokes

What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What do you call an Italian ghost?

A Gabaghoul

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank