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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

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Dementia Jokes More Dementia Jokes

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

Stutterer Jokes More Stutterer Jokes
Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda