Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Leave a plunger in the toilet
Purolator.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
Tony.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Innuendo.
Because they have a quidditch.
They produce a lot of endworfins.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
There are literally Sicilians.
He's on route.
He's been chasing parked cars.
A stamp.
When there's a stamp on it.
Both sinc when rect.
Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
