Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.