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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized

What's a bigamist?

It's a large fog in Italy

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".