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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..