Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!

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What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Kentucky Fried Chicken Jokes More Kentucky Fried Chicken Jokes

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in