Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!