Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Whose line is it anyway?

Generous cocaine party guests

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.