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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken