He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
A bad birch.
He thinks one step ahead
Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
A pasta-fist.
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
They say the business is toast.
The line to KFC
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)