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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the concrete fail at its job?

It couldn't take the shear stress

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!