Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)