When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Parrot says, "Africa."
Because pterodactyls are extinct.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Data Remember
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
He made a Freudian slip
A Freudian slip.
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
On a Freudian Slip