When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Two test tickles
A segreGATOR
Whoa did you hear that?
Neither did he.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
"One who has never been bed-ridden!"
The past tense of "moo"!
Thought you said psychopath.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
He removed the appendix!
Look mom, an angel!
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....
He made a Freudian slip
