When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
They use astro knots.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Are you ticklish?
The D is silent.
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
Data Remember
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
It's a dead giveaway.
Nothing
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
It's impossible to put down
Don't touch this.
More than one mother-in-law.
Mumbai
He Freudian slipped.
A Freudian slip.
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
On a Freudian Slip
