What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.