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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do older women wear?

Depends

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates