How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate