How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned