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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

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What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.