How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb?

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

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What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.