How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.