How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.