How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.