How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.