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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.