How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.