One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
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Depends on how clumsy you are.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
Pretty much the same as anyone else.