How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.