How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you