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How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.