How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!