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How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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Well, not all of them.

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you