Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment