Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth!

What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.