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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!