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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

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Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.