What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore