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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore