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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

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Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.