Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.