Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What's Lil' John's favorite magazine?

OK!

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!