Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper