Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.