How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer