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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.