How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!