How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer