How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!