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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!