How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!