How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear