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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.