How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Previous Random Joke Next
Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!