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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.