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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!