How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!