How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.