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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.