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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.