What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!