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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is a pirate?

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where are your buccaneers?

They're on your buccan head!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).