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What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.