What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.