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What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!