What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.