What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.