What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.