What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

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AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!