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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.