Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!