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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did Marty Mcfly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Why did the bald man go outside?

To get some fresh hair!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.