Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!