Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught?

Hey, they drew first

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.