Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.