Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Previous Random Joke Next

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!