Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.