Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!