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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.