Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.