How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.