B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Are you seeding?
They are always full of seed.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
Endosperm.
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Inception
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
In a cat-alogue!
A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
Boo-ddhism
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
Toucan play at that game
Because he was anti social.
It's not a bulb it's a globe.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
You reddit.
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
It's CoRnY
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
