Seed Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

I j k

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?