What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.