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Lust Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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Why was the lady's hair angry?

Because she was always teasing it.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!