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Lust Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11?

One is a part-time job the other an inside

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"