About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
Spiiting and swallowing.
Because is a raeli good country
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
Because it's waaay easier to swallow
He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
Because she was always teasing it.
She wanted to tease hair
I can't gargle sand.
The position of the dirtbag.
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
