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Lust Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.