What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.