What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.