What's the difference between a tease, ...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?