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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

Haw

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.