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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.