What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.